How about a delicious watermelon..
You like watermelons, don't you? So how about a slice..
That you can eat..
And eat...
Even the Iron Chef of Japan and his pepper agree..
They're even more delicious than these cakes..
But you may be questioning my assumption..
So here's some bacon for your trouble..
Now as I wait for your verdict..
Two things could happen: Good things..
Or baaaaaad things: