Funny Funny Bergath.

Spyware's Log Stardate 4227 wrote:

zhalyo.l: Hey there, man. You feelin' lucky?
Bullet_Ber: define "lucky"
Bullet_Ber: haha
zhalyo.l: Good because you just won
zhalyo.l: A KNUCKLE SANDIWCH
zhalyo.l: CHEF SPECIAL
zhalyo.l: KAPOW
Bullet_Ber: *om nomnom*
zhalyo.l: You have answered correctly... >->
zhalyo.l: Truly you are wise and full of great wisdom. You ARE THE CHOSEN ONE, MOTHERFUCKER.
zhalyo.l: And for that
zhalyo.l: Here's one copy of Magicka
Bullet_Ber: *Zelda item get music plays as I holt it up above my head*
Bullet_Ber: *O*
Bullet_Ber: ;u;
zhalyo.l: Good. Now promise me you'll never pirate again.
Bullet_Ber: O_O;
zhalyo.l: Yeah, you heard me
zhalyo.l: >->
Bullet_Ber: O___O that is a big promise
Bullet_Ber: o-oh
Bullet_Ber: ok
Bullet_Ber: i don't really play games much anyways hehe
Bullet_Ber: aside from minecraft and I have that legitamately ]o/
zhalyo.l: I heard
zhalyo.l: Praise be to comrade uh...
zhalyo.l: Do you usually go with that name?
Bullet_Ber: which name?
zhalyo.l: Bullet_Ber
zhalyo.l: Your internet alias
zhalyo.l: Usual username of choice
Bullet_Ber: you can call me Bullet~
Bullet_Ber: or Ber
Bullet_Ber: ^.^
zhalyo.l wipes sweat away
zhalyo.l: Uh... Yes... Of course, Comrade... Bullets...
(BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEETTS!!!!)
zhalyo.l: Ok, let's get real, buster brown. What's the grade of your pirating?
zhalyo.l: Big games like say Skyrim or Battlefield?
Bullet_Ber: grade of pirating?
zhalyo.l: Like your friend
zhalyo.l: Only pirates big games
zhalyo.l: You know, half-British child. About ye' big, with the borderline curly hair.
zhalyo.l: Tendency to assault everybody she meets.
Bullet_Ber: hahahaha
Bullet_Ber: Fluff?
zhalyo.l: Definitely.
zhalyo.l: Same one
zhalyo.l: Yep... That's uh... That's the suspect.
Bullet_Ber: oh yeah, i pretty much just play whatever she tells me to
Bullet_Ber: lol
zhalyo.l: That's what we in the detective industry call a Slam Dunk. Good job, Ber.
zhalyo.l: You just gave me enough evidence to put Fluff away for uh... Until she just gets out, I guess.
Bullet_Ber: I thought that was a basketball term...
zhalyo.l: In the detective industry... >->
Bullet_Ber: ARE THE DETECTIVE AND BASKETBALL INDUSTRY IN COHORTS?
Bullet_Ber: OH NOES
Bullet_Ber: I MUST WARN THE OTHERS
zhalyo.l: Cahoots?
Bullet_Ber: ohwait... i dont play basketball...
Bullet_Ber: CAHOOTS
Bullet_Ber: was what i meant
Bullet_Ber: yes
zhalyo.l: Tell me son...
zhalyo.l: Does the suspect criminal now...
zhalyo.l: Pirate for you..?
Bullet_Ber: like
Bullet_Ber: does she pirate stuff
Bullet_Ber: and give it to me?
zhalyo.l: Yes, son.
Bullet_Ber: nahh
zhalyo.l: Mother
zhalyo.l: Evidence destroyed
Bullet_Ber: i dont have a flashdrive
Bullet_Ber: so even if she did pirate stuff, she wouldnt be able to give it to m
Bullet_Ber: e
zhalyo.l: Oh... Fuck.
Bullet_Ber: hm?
zhalyo.l: Huh? Oh. Nothing.
Bullet_Ber: oh ok

Adventures with a gay person.

YOU CAN'T KEEP BULLETS AWAY, HE'LL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU... ALWAYS..