Fix Thy Server

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to continue the use of creativity which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the creation of civilizations entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which the server impels them to the separation and intellection of former creativity.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are proven in building, that they are endowed by their server with certain playable Rights, that among these are Communities, Creation, and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, the Server is instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the administrators, --That whenever any Form of Bukkit becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Server plugins, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Servers long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to waiting, while updates are sufferable, than to fix themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of problems and updates, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute shutdown, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Bukkit, and to provide new working plugins for our future creativity.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these creators; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former updates of Bukkit. The history of Bukkit is a history of beneficial plugins and essentials, all having in direct object the establishment of the server over our creation. To prove this, let Facts be submitted towards a creative world.

I did not simply edit the introduction and preamble of the Declaration of Independence.
Seriously, bukkit or servercraft is taking too long.

Conjurist wrote:

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to continue the use of creativity which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the creation of civilizations entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which the server impels them to the separation and intellection of former creativity.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are proven in building, that they are endowed by their server with certain playable Rights, that among these are Communities, Creation, and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, the Server is instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the administrators, --That whenever any Form of Bukkit becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Server plugins, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Servers long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to waiting, while updates are sufferable, than to fix themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of problems and updates, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute shutdown, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Bukkit, and to provide new working plugins for our future creativity.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these creators; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former updates of Bukkit. The history of Bukkit is a history of beneficial plugins and essentials, all having in direct object the establishment of the server over our creation. To prove this, let Facts be submitted towards a creative world.

I did not simply edit the introduction and preamble of the Declaration of Independence.
Seriously, bukkit or servercraft is taking too long.

We've sent an email to Parliament FOR THE 5TH TIME. I swear on my British doily, they're cunts. Let's start a revolution.

They have horrible customer service.